There was a fat rat, wearing a flat hat. In front of the rat there was a bat, which belonged to a diplomat. The rat picked up the bat, that was on the mat, and swung it towards a cat. The cat saw the bat and dodged the bat. The cat knew the rat had thrown the bat, so the cat chased the rat, all over the mat, right to his microhabitat. The rat had dropped his hat, he’s going to fetch his hat, but he fell into a rat trap. The cat came out of the hat, and ate the juicy rat. The diplomat came and saw the bat, and gave the bat to the cat, without any chitchat.

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Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton